For fun, Ladies... please answer.. men too..if you dare... is this enough reasons ...Never ...to take...?

LOL, What else to do but have a little fun, standing there years ago, my sister in the cosmetic isle, there it was a sign, this here product is guaranteed to take 7 years off your life, I looked at her and said, does that make you look 7 years younger, or really take 7 years from you ? In the grocery store, at the produce counter, there it was, another one, laughing cow cheese, my brother and I looked at each other and busted up laughing, what did they do, tickle the cow while milking he said, no I said, you now happy cows come from California, that is where most of the animal rights activists live, that is where laughing cow cheese comes from, they do not eat the cows, which makes the cows happy, then the activists activate the laughing cheese by tickling them.